At Marjorie's request.....

a post by JFD

• as soon as you fall into money you will just as quickly find that you have fallen past it with no chance to grab any of it.

• Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker,the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, JohnDough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
  
  

• The wine that I make is not as good as the wine at some wineries.
  




• How much longer will my truck be able to make it from point a to b?
  



• Is it an election year?
  
  


• Praise God for coffee!




• Molly aint foolin when she said George likes trees.
  

Its the weekend, have a great one! And while you all are enjoying it think of me. Saturday is my Monday this week. But on the bright side Sunday is my Friday!!!

PS- None of this really means anything. It all goes back in the box!

Well maybe the coffee thing is legit!